Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Dagmar:
I'm glad we could say goodbye like this.

Dennis:
Yeah. Well, it's better than jumping off bridges and all that nonsense. You, er, gonna be alright?

Dagmar:
I think so. Have to be. I got over relationships before, you know. You will write to me?

Dennis:
Yeah, of course, yeah, of course. I'll have a lot of free time on me hands when I'm back on the dole.

Dagmar:
I'll send you my new address when I move. [Fire engine sirens can be heard in the background.]

Dennis:
Yeah. Well, getting out of here will be a boon.

Dagmar:
Have you told Vera yet?

Dennis:
Er... no. No. The arrangement was I'd give her a ring tomorrow morning.

Dagmar:
Oh. [Smiles and looks at Dennis] So... we could spend one last night together?

[The doorbell rings]

Dennis:
You're not expecting anybody, are you?

Dagmar:
No... [She goes to answer the door. It's Neville.]

Neville:
Hello, Dagmar.

Dagmar:
Neville? [Dennis puts his drink down and comes to the door]

Neville:
Er, look, I'm sorry to disturb you, but, er... there's been a bit of an accident.

Dennis:
Accident? What accident?

Neville:
The hut's burnt doon!

Dennis:
Who's done that? Moxey?

Neville:
No, no man...

Dennis:
Oh, don't tell me Magowan's broke out of the nick!

Neville:
No, it was Barry's bike caught fire, but... anyway, we've lost everything! Money, passports, tickets, wor clothes...

Dennis:
Oh, bloody hell!

Dagmar:
Well, Neville, you had better come in. You can stay the night.

Neville:
Thanks, Dagmar. There's a couple of the lads and all. [Barry, Oz, Wayne and Bomber come in]

Barry:
Hello, Dagmar.

Oz:
Hello, Dagmar! How, Den!

Wayne:
Hi, Dagmar.

Oz:
Well this is alright though, isnit?

[Dagmar closes the door, her last night with Dennis scuppered!]