Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, Series 1

Neville:
Hey, I can see England!

Dennis:
Oh, aye. That's England alright! Misty, grey cliffs.

Oz:
Bloody depressing looking place when you think about it, isn't it? I'm surprised the Vikings never turned back!

Neville:
Ahh, ye cannae beat it, but.

Oz:
Can yer not? Not much in store for us when we get back there, is there? Apart from Keegan. No work, no money, no prospects...

Dennis:
Oh, I dunno, Oz. I met a bloke in the bar before, and he reckons they'll be needing bricklayers up our way soon.

Oz:
Oh, aye? And where's that?

Dennis:
Well, it's just a whisper, like, but he had heard that that, er, they're gonna rebuild Hadrian's Wall! [They all laugh]