Austin & Ally, Season 2

Chuck:
My chili's so hot, you have to stick your own tongue in fire to cool it off.

Dez:
Oh yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that NASA uses it for rocket fuel.

Chuck:
My chili's so hot, it's the second leading cause of global warming.

Dez:
Well my chili's so hot, you have to put a smoke detector in your underwear before you eat it.

Chuck:
My chili's so hot that they're thinking about renaming the Sun "My Chili".

Dez:
Yeah? Well, my chili's so hot that... It...

Chuck:
What's the matter? Can't think of anything else? Don't feel bad- I also won 1st place in the Smack Talk Showdown.