Batman, Season 2

Joker:
Oh, The caped crusaders don't know what's in store for them. At long last, I'll have them out of my way permanently.

Mercury:
That's a long time, Joker.

Joker:
The proceeds from my zodiac crimes will give me what I've always wanted. Complete control of Gotham City. Oh, yes. The caped crusaders are now solidly star-crossed. Venus. Venus, will you stop bouncing?

Venus:
Your orders, Joker. A larcenous mind in a limber body. we must stay trim.

Joker:
No.

Venus:
Batman's no fool.

Joker:
He's no match for me with the stars as my guide. Oh, get the door, Mercury.

Truck Driver:
Freight shipment. Collect. Two thousand four hundred fifty dollars.

Mercury:
What?

Joker:
Just pay him, Mercury. Quick, give me a hand with this. Ha-ha-ha! Careful now. Careful.

Venus:
What's inside, Joker? $2000 is a lot of money!

Joker:
Ah, this merchandise is WORTH $2000!

[Penguin pops out of the box.]

Penguin:
It's worth $200,000, you cheapskate! At least you could have sent me a plane ticket!

Joker:
We had to get you into Gotham City without anyone knowing about it, Pengy. Especially Batman.

Penguin:
You better have something good cooked up for that caped creep.

Joker:
Oh, don't you worry, Pengy. The pot's being put on the fire right now, and Batman's in it.

Penguin:
Oh, you are a man after my own heart, Joker.

Joker:
Black, eh?

Penguin:
Black as pitch.