Batman, Season 3

Calamity Jan:
Shame, honey, you seen my maw?

Shame:
Yeah, I seen too much'a her lately.

Calamity Jan:
I think we musta left her at the stable with the horses.

Shame:
Well, don't worry, nobody'll notice.

Calamity Jan:
Well, we gotta go back and get her.

Shame:
No can do, lover. By now, she's probably a prisoner of the police. Might as well give her up for gone.

Calamity Jan:
Honey, she's my mother, the only one I got!

Shame:
Yeah, I know.

Calamity Jan:
Aw, don't be like that. I know she's a battleax and an old owl, but she is my flesh and blood.

Shame:
Yeah, I was wondering about that here-didity. What'd your father look like?

Calamity Jan:
Oh, he was prettier than my maw.

Shame:
Nobody could be uglier.