Batman: The Animated Series, Season 1

Batman:
How do you think I found this place? The phone book? I had help. Inside help.

Scarface:
My premonition! I knew I was right! Which one of you louses is it?!

Rhino:
It ain't me boss!

Scarface:
I know it ain't you, Rhino! You're too stupid to be a traitor!

Rhino:
Thanks, boss.

Scarface:
But whoever it is, they're gonna pay big time! Who is it?! You don't talk, you get the ultimate massage!

Batman:
And if I tell?

Scarface:
Maybe you just get run over by a truck.

Batman:
Tempting, but no.

Scarface:
Have it your way. Rhino!

[Rhino gets ready to pull the lever to lower Batman to a pit of mannequins with razor-sharp fingernails]

Batman:
Hold it!

Scarface:
This is gettin' old, Bats. Last chance, who's the traitor?

Batman:
Him! The Ventriloquist!

[everyone glares at the Ventriloquist]

Ventriloquist:
No, no! He's lying! I told you when he came into my room!

Scarface:
So what? Maybe you did 'cause I had ya cornered. Heard ya talkin' to Batman.

Batman:
[uses his own ventriloquism to imitate the Ventriloquist] Shut up, you blockhead!

Scarface:
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

Ventriloquist:
It wasn't me! I didn't say that! My lips didn't move!

Scarface:
So what?! You're a ventriloquist! You're also a lyin' yellow liver-bellied two-face!

Ventriloquist:
No, Scarface! I'm loyal! I'd never!

Batman:
He's been feeding me information, in return for legal protection. [imitates the Ventriloquist again] You're going up the river, sawdust-for-brains!

Scarface:
Why, I oughta...! Waste the floor-flusher! Come on, I gave an order! ICE HIM! DO IT! DO IT NOW!

Muggsy:
But, boss, we ventilate the Ventriloquist, your, y'know...

Scarface:
I'M SURROUNDED BY TRAITORS! Okay, fine. Ya want something done right, do it yourself! [aims his gun at the Ventriloquist]