Becker, Season 1

Dr. John Becker:
You know what's killing this country? TV talk shows. I watched one last night. I should've just stuck a fork in my eye. You know, it's like America stepped in something and is scraping it off its shoe directly over my TV set. I'm telling you. Jerry Springer, Jenny Jones, they're all broadcasting straight from Hell! When I watched one the other day... I don't even know what the hell it was. Apparently, some guy wanted to be a woman, so he chops it off. Then he decides he likes chicks after all, so he becomes a lesbian. Tell me there's not a wasted step in there somewhere.

Regina "Reggie" Kostas:
You know, Becker, you could've changed the channel.

Dr. John Becker:
I did. I ran across a bisexual guy having a three-way with his aunt and uncle. I tell you, if I were his dog, I'd be on my toes.

Regina "Reggie" Kostas:
Well, here's a wacky idea: turn it off!

Jake Malinak:
Don't you see it, Reggie? He leaves the TV on so he can get upset!

Dr. John Becker:
Nobody called on you. It doesn't matter if you turn the set off. The people are still in there! And, frankly, I like knowing what they're up to. Trust me on this one. White trash is the only natural resource this country will never run out of!