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Becker, Season 1

Becker (1998-2004) was a CBS sitcom that ran from November 2, 1998 to January 28, 2004, starring Ted Danson as the title character, John Becker. Although a good doctor, Becker finds annoyance with his patients, his co-workers, his friends, and pract… more »

Dr. John Becker:
(to Mr. Marino, who claims he "forgot" to take his medications) You remembered to keep smoking.

Mr. Marino:
Who says I'm smoking?

Dr. John Becker:
You're a lying, smoking bastard! I know because I'm one, too. Look, right now, you're being stupid. Do you want to be stupid and dead?

Mr. Marino:
You use that mouth with all your patients?

Dr. John Becker:
Only the stupid ones! It's real simple, Mr. Marino: You're walking across the street. A bus is coming at you. I'm trying to help you get out of the way. Even a five year-old is smart enough to do that. You think you might take directions as well as a five year-old?

Mr. Marino:
You know what? I got some directions for you, pal! Why don't you go straight to Hell, take a left at Up Yours, and then make a right at Kiss my Ass!

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