Becker, Season 1

[Margaret, Becker and Linda are debating who should take a stray cat found in the office to the vet]

Linda:
Well, I would, but I have to be downtown by 6, and I don't wanna be late for my best friend's wedding 'cause there's a real good chance she could go into labour.

Becker:
Well, fine, fine. Margaret, please?

Margaret:
Now, I would, but I've got a helpless animal of my own at home, and we are having dinner with his parents tonight.

Becker:
Fine. You know, fine. Like I don't have enough two-legged patients to take care of around here! Open up the ark, you know, let in all the animals! Between Mrs. Kramer's cataracts and Mr. Santiago's arthritis, I suppose I could fit in a grooming and the occasional flea dip. [under his breath to Linda] Actually, you know, some of our patients could use a good flea dip.