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Becker, Season 1

Becker (1998-2004) was a CBS sitcom that ran from November 2, 1998 to January 28, 2004, starring Ted Danson as the title character, John Becker. Although a good doctor, Becker finds annoyance with his patients, his co-workers, his friends, and pract… more »

[Becker is eating lunch in the diner]

Dr. John Becker:
What's with the toothpick? What are you, Neil Armstrong, claiming this burger in the name of all mankind?

Regina 'Reggie' Kostas:
It's a garnish! Sue me, I'm trying to give the place a lift!

Dr. John Becker:
Well if that's what you're after, why don't you try scraping the grime off the walls and emptying the dead bugs out of the light fixtures?

Jake Malinak:
I dunno, John, it kinda dresses things up! I like it!

Dr. John Becker:
Like it? You can't even see it! You didn't think of that, did you Reggie!? I mean, Jake here could put his eye out with one of these things, or I could puncture the roof of my mouth!

Regina 'Reggie' Kostas:
This puncture, would it shut you up for a couple of days!?

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