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Becker, Season 2

Becker (1998-2004) was a CBS sitcom that ran from November 2, 1998 to January 28, 2004, starring Ted Danson as the title character, John Becker. Although a good doctor, Becker finds annoyance with his patients, his co-workers, his friends, and pract… more »

Dr. John Becker:
Jake, you watch the news last night?

Jake Malinak:
How many times do I have to tell you...

Dr. John Becker:
Rhetorical question, stay with me, will you? So they're doing a story about violence in America, and they're interviewing some bloated senator from one of our great trailer park states. Now, does Senator Gomer advocate making guns more difficult to get? No, he blames television. What about all the violence that happened before television? I suppose the Spanish Inquisition came off a bad episode of Gilligan's Island. Oh great, now I'm out of cigarettes, the perfect cherry on this crap sundae of a morning.

Jake Malinak:
Why don't you just quit, John? They're taking years off your life

Dr. John Becker:
Yeah, but those are the crusty old fart years where you walk around bitching at the world.

Jake Malinak:
As opposed to this whole high-on-life Gandhi thing you've got going on now?

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