Becker, Season 4

Margaret:
(on the phone) Can you come here right away?

Dr. John Becker:
Who are you talking to?

Margaret:
(on phone) No, I don't care how much it costs.

Dr. John Becker:
Now I don't care who you're talking to. (hangs up)

Margaret:
John, that was the exterminator! I want that thing out of here!

Dr. John Becker:
Margaret, it's just a rat! Why do you hate it so much, anyway?

Margaret:
Because, when I was a child, my father bought me a little dog--

Dr. John Becker:
Oh, please, please. Is this going to be that urban legend story where the dog turns out to be a rat?

Margaret:
No. This is my sixth birthday party where my dog was EATEN by a rat!

Dr. John Becker:
... Beats pin the tail on the donkey, I guess...