Better Call Saul, Season 2

Ken:
My name's Ken, by the way.

Jimmy:
Viktor, with a K.

Ken:
Cool, Viktor with a K. [gestures to Kim] And this lovely lady is?

Kim:
[hesitantly] It's Giselle. Giselle Saint Claire.

Ken:
Ah, lovely. Please, sit, I won't bite. [Kim sits down] So, Viktor with a K and Giselle, exotic names.

"Viktor":
They're Dutch.

"Giselle":
Well, Boer, to be precise. Our father's side of the family is from South Africa... which is where Uncle Humphrey passed away.

Ken:
South Africa, they grow them beautiful down there, right? Charlize Theron... and you.

"Giselle":
Oh, well... I've never actually been, but hope to go someday.

Ken:
Tell you what: By the time I'm done with you two, you might be taking your own private jet.

"Viktor":
Nice.

Ken:
[to waiter] Excuse me, hi. We're sitting here now, so we could use a wine list, if you get a chance—

"Viktor":
Hey, uh, are you a tequila fan?

Ken:
Yes. [to Kim] You down for that?

"Giselle":
...You ever try Zafiro Añejo?

Ken:
No, I have not, but I'm down for whatever. Three of whatever she just said.

[Later that night, they've finished the entire bottle of Zafiro Añejo. The waiter hands them the bottle's cork]

Waiter:
Compliments of the bartender. She thought you might want a souvenir.

"Giselle":
Oh, my God. Did we drink the entire bottle?

Ken:
Not yet we haven't. Hey, cheers! [downs a shot]

"Giselle":
I think we're ready for the check.

Ken:
No, really, it's a smart way to go.

"Giselle":
Okay, but...so to be clear, you take the money directly from our account and invest it—

Ken:
Diversify it.

"Giselle":
Diversify it, and then all the dividends and all the profits and the what-have-you comes back directly into our account.

Ken:
Boom. Absolutely. And you'll get a detailed statement showing how much your money is growing, biggest bulls of the month, etcetera.

"Viktor":
Ken, buddy... let's do this.

[They sign the contract when the bill comes. Ken snatches it out of Jimmy's hand]

Ken:
Whoops, I got that! Can't let you do it, son.

"Viktor":
Wait, what—Ken. You are the greatest. Thank you.

Ken:
No problemo. Hey, this'll be the best decision you'll ever make.

"Viktor":
Oh, I believe it. Alright, well, we should get out of your hair.

"Giselle":
Yeah. [Jimmy and Kim get out of the booth]

Ken:
Wait! [tears out a piece of paper] This is for you. Now, that's got all my contact info. Call me anytime with questions, or anything at all.

"Viktor":
Try and stop us!

[Kim and Jimmy throw it away as they leave the bar]