Better Call Saul, Season 2

[Jimmy visits Chuck in his hospital room to tell him about his temporary emergency guardianship]

Jimmy:
Hey buddy, how's it going? [beat] Chuck.

Chuck:
Well, if it isn't Johnny-on-the-Spot.

Jimmy:
What? What does that mean?

Chuck:
Is Ernesto out there?

Jimmy:
Yeah? Can I get you something-

Chuck:
Ernesto, come in here, please!

Jimmy:
Just take it easy.

Chuck:
Ernesto!

[Jimmy allows Ernie in]

Jimmy:
Just put your stuff in there. [Ernie does so] I got him.

Ernesto:
How are you feeling, Mr. McGill?

Chuck:
Ernesto, how long was I unconscious in that print shop?

Ernesto:
I'm not sure.

Chuck:
Thirty seconds? A minute? Two minutes?

Ernesto:
I'd say maybe... about a minute? You were kinda in and out.

Chuck:
And how long was I lying on the floor before the ambulance arrived?

Ernesto:
About ten minutes, I think, but I didn't look at the clock.

Chuck:
[to Jimmy] And yet you were there.

Jimmy:
Chuck, can we, uh—

Chuck:
There's only one way you could've gotten there so quickly... you never left!

Jimmy:
I think you're getting all wound-up. Can you take a few deep breaths-

Chuck:
You bribed him! The kid behind the counter!

Jimmy:
What?

Chuck:
Between the time Ernesto left and I arrived, you paid that halfwit to swear he never laid eyes on you...

Ernesto:
Mr. McGill—

Chuck:
...and then you stuck around to watch! Why?! Just wanted to see me suffer?

Ernesto:
Mr. McGill.

Chuck:
Just wanted to have a laugh at my expense?

Ernesto:
I called him.

Chuck:
What?

Ernesto:
I called Jimmy earlier before I picked you up. He showed up when he did because I called him. I was worried about you, and I just... I called him. I'm sorry.

Chuck:
[hatefully] Get out. Both of you.

[Ernie leaves, but Jimmy sticks around]

Jimmy:
Chuck, there's something that I have to do, and I'm really sorry. I'm really, truly sorry, but I gotta do it, and it's for you.

Chuck:
You're trying to have me committed.

Jimmy:
No. It's a temporary—

Chuck:
Temporary emergency guardianship, tomato, tomahto. You finally got me where you want me.