Better Call Saul, Season 3

Nacho:
Really?

Mike:
He called me... for obvious reasons.

Nacho:
Look, I'm not here to rip him off. He has the stuff, right?

Mike:
I need to know what you're planning.

Nacho:
What's it matter to you?

Mike:
I know they're for Salamanca. Nitro pills. Your boss has heart problems.

Nacho:
You already got it all figured out. Why are you asking?

Mike:
How are you going to make the switch?

Nacho:
[sighs] Hector keeps the pills in his coat pocket. When he hangs up his coat, I'll make the switch.

Mike:
Hm. He goes down, then what?

Nacho:
His heart goes out, that's it.

Mike:
Lot of eyes on Salamanca. You do this, how are you going to stop them from finding out it was you?

Nacho:
Are you trying to tell me not to do this?

Mike:
I'm not telling you anything. Just want to make sure you know what you're getting into.

Nacho:
I'm not "getting" into anything. I'm in it. I've got no choice. Hector wants to use my dad's business. My dad is a straight-arrow, he won't stand for it, which means he goes to the police, which means... he's a dead man. And that's not happening.

Mike:
You get caught, it could get worse.

Nacho:
You don't think I know who I'm dealing with?

Mike:
No. I don't.

[Mike goes to Nacho's van and takes out the gas cap]

Nacho:
What are you doing?

[Mike pries open the gas cap to find nothing inside, then puts it back]

Mike:
There are more people than the Salamancas to worry about here. Now, if you manage to pull this off without a bullet to your head, and switch those pills... then switch 'em back.

Nacho:
"Switch them back." Why?

Mike:
Anyone gets an itch about the medicine not working, they're gonna check those pills. You do this - switch them back.

Nacho:
...So. You gonna let us make this deal?

Mike:
You got the money? [Nacho takes an envelope out of his pocket] Good. Now, before we do this, I'm gonna need one more thing from you.

[Mike takes out his notebook and clicks his pen]