Birds of a Feather, Series Five

[Sharon, Tracey and Dorien are playing Monopoly]

Sharon:
Your go, Trace.

[Tracey rolls the dice]

Tracey:
Four.

Sharon:
Which means you've landed on... Dorien's Boobs!

[Dorien and Tracey look perplexed]

Sharon:
Otherwise known as the Community Chest.

Dorien:
Yes, thank you Sharon, at least I don't have to buy my bras from High & Mighty.

Tracey:
Go to jail?

Sharon:
Well, that's handy, if you see Chris give him a kick up the cobbler for me, will you?

[Sharon rolls the dice]

Sharon:
Nine. Which means I'm on...

Dorien:
Park Lane, which happens to be owned by moi, and look, I've got a hotel on it.

Sharon:
Knocking shop, more like.