Blue Heelers, Season 3 (1996)

PJ:
So, what's your favourite story?

Kanga:
Jack and the Beanstalk.

Maggie:
Mother wants son to sell the family cow, he exchanges it for beans, he climbs a beanstalk, he tackles a giant.

PJ:
Mate, um, yeah, there's this boy, right? And his name is Jack. Well, his mum wants him to get rid of this cow. She tells him to take the cow to this market. And when he goes to the market, he comes back, and he finds, he finds out that he's got beans in the bag! He's got plenty of beans, he's been conned!

Kanga:
What's conned?

PJ:
Well, it means that the beans are in the bag instead of the money. Now, anyway, Jack's got this girlfriend, this very, very pretty - well, pretty skinny girl, called Olive Oil. And, ah, Olive Oil is, well, she's got this big grumpy man called Brutus and he's a big giant.

Kanga:
That's not the story!

PJ:
Yeah, yeah, this is the story. That's the story I know. And now this Jack, you know, he's always, ah, eating this spinach because he's a friend of Popeye's. And, ah, and when he eats this spinach, he drops it down, really really big, swallows it down and after he does, he gets all this, he gets all this super human strength!