Bogan Hunters

Pauly:
You got any tatts?

Andrew:
Oh, I've got five dogs, or six dogs, but not here yet.

Pauly:
No, no, no, tattoos, you got any tattoos?

Andrew:
Tattoos, oh, only these ones.

Pauly:
Andrew has all his girls' names tattooed on one arm. That's the girl's side, with the kid's names. And on the other arm, he's got all the boys.

Andrew:
So the other side are all me kids.

Pauly:
That's all the boys... But there's a reason.

Andrew:
Because I can't remember the dates of birth, 'cause I'm always too smashed.

Pauly:
So you just put them on your arm, makes it easier?

Andrew:
Yeah if I have to go to Centrelink and they ask me, I go 'well, here we go, here's their date of birth'.