Bones, Season 3

[Hodgins walks in and finds Booth hanging around his lab area]

Hodgins:
[curiously] Why are you here in my area?

Booth:
Cam's sister kissed me.

Hodgins:
[amused] Dude....

Booth:
Don't call me dude! All right, listen, I was supposed to be Cam's boyfriend but only between the hours of 6:30 and 10. She kissed me at 6:20 so technically that doesn't even count. Cam went to her office to get something. Felicia, she just grabbed me and planted one on me. I didn't even see it coming. I didn't even have a defense maneuver planned.

Hodgins:
[shakes head] Wow.... all right, all right, uh.... How are you...[looks around discreetly] how are you gonna break it to Cam?

Booth:
What? Why would I do that?

Hodgins:
You want her to find out from her sister?

Booth:
[in dread] Wow, this is worse than when we were a couple.

Hodgins:
[chuckles, Booth glares at him] Sorry... [struggles to contain his laughter]

Booth:
[unamused by Hodgins laughing at him] I really should take my gun out and shoot you now.

Hodgins:
[puts on a serious face] I'm sorry... that's serious. [breaks into laughter again]

Booth:
You're not helping.