Bones, Season 3

Booth:
So this girl, she had this game where she would ask me a question -

Brennan:
What kind of question?

Booth:
It doesn't matter, okay? So if I got the question wrong, I'd have to take off a piece of my clothing. Of course I knew all the answers, but I pretended that I didn't.

Brennan:
So you could take off your clothes.

Booth:
Exactly. Now, my point is, I'm standing there, you know, in my socks and my St. Christopher medal, she runs off. She runs off with the sleeping bag and all my clothes and I'm standing there starko.

Brennan:
Well, why would she do that?

Booth:
Well, I suppose she heard I was under the bleachers with another girl the week before.

Brennan:
Okay. This is a story about sexual prowess, Booth. You're bragging!

Booth:
[laughs] I had to run across the campus buck naked!

Brennan:
You're laughing about it now! You enjoyed displaying your penis. It showed alpha male mastery.