Bones, Season 4

Texas Ranger:
How do you think they died?

Oklahoma Officer:
They left Oklahoma, hit Texas, then died of despair.

Texas Ranger:
Nope, they're definitely Oklahomans. If they were from Texas they would have had sense enough to carry water.

Brennan:
That wouldn't show up in the bones.

Booth:
No clothing....

Brennan:
Might have blown away.

Texas Ranger:
Maybe a young couple? Some sort of suicide pact?

Brennan:
Sub-pubic angle suggest two females.

Oklahoma Officer:
Oh. Lesbian suicide pact.

Texas Ranger:
Definitely Texans then.

Brennan:
The victims are Pygopagus, or some would say Illeopagus

Booth:
What's that?

Texas Ranger:
Greek?

Brennan:
Conjoined twins

Oklahoma Officer:
What's that?

Texas Ranger:
Siamese twins

Brennan:
The point of attachment is posterior.

Booth:
Joined at the ass.

Oklahoma Officer:
[laughs] Definitely Texans!