Bones, Season 4

[Booth is alone at the sperm bank when Stewie Griffin from Family Guy appears on a TV]

Stewie:
Why are you here at the bank, Booth?

Booth:
[startled] AH!

Stewie:
You've got a hot doctor friend. Go to her and make a direct deposit like a man!

[Booth turns off the TV]

Booth:
[to himself] That's impossible.

[The TV suddenly turns itself back on]

Stewie:
And yet we converse.

Booth:
[Yelps and backs himself up against a wall]

Stewie:
[looking at some magazines on a table] Ooh, look! A pile of porn! Delicious! Give me a peek, Booth. Mmm? Just a little peek at a booby? Please?

[Booth unplugs the television and the screen goes black again. As he turns around, the TV turns itself on again.]

Stewie:
What's your problem? You're threatened by a cute, harmless baby? Grow a set! You do want her to have your baby, don't you?

Booth:
Of course I do, it's just... I want her to have a baby because it's what she wants.

Stewie:
And you could just walk away like a heartless cad while she changes poo all by her lonesome?

Booth:
It's what she wants!

Nurse:
[speaking from outside the room] Are you okay in there, Mr. Booth?

Booth:
Uh, I'm fine. Just, uh, fine, thank you. [to Stewie] Listen, could you just go away now, okay? I don't need your help.

Stewie:
You know, you're not a bad looking fellow, and if you'd just keep an open mind...

Booth:
Go back to cartoon land, wherever you came from. Leave!

Stewie:
You sure? I'm good at pretend games.

[Booth uses the remote control to turn the TV off.]

Booth:
[Shakes his head] That wasn't possible.