Bones, Season 7

Brennan:
(taking a hospital tour) I want a home birth where I can control things.

Booth:
Lot safer in the hospital, Bones.

Brennan:
No, on the contrary hospitals are breeding grounds for antibiotic-resistant super germs leading to a high incidence of E coli and staphylococcus infection.

Pregnant Patient's Husband:
I'm sorry, is that true?

Booth:
No, no, no.

Brennan:
(taking out UV light and shining it on the hallway) Based on the spatter pattern and viscosity, I see indications of blood, blood, cerebral spinal fluid, amniotic fluid, blood, more blood...

Nurse:
Is there a problem back there?

Pregnant Patient's Husband:
(taking magazine away from his wife) Don't touch anything.