Bottom, Series 1

Richie:
Ok, I Spy it is. Oh God, this is important. Better make it a goodie... Ok, coming, ready or not. I Spy with my little eye something beginning with "S".

Eddie:
"Submarine".

Richie:
No! Ha ha! It was "Scythe". Ha! Ha! Oh, I win, I get to live! Thank you Baby Jesus! Thank you all the Baby Jesuses!

Eddie:
Hang on, hang on, hang on! "Scythe" doesn't begin with an "S".

Richie:
Yes, it does!

Eddie:
It bloody doesn't, it's a "C"!

Richie:
It's not!

Eddie:
It is! Get a dictionary!

Richie:
Alright, I've got one here. Here... [Flicking through the pages] Scythe, scythe, scythe. There you are, "Scythe". "S-C-Y-T-H-E".

Eddie:
That's "Sither".

Richie:
It's "Scythe", it says "Scythe" there! It's in the dictionary! Jesus wrote this!