Bottom, Series 3

[Richie telling Eddie their breakfast options]

Richie:
Eddie, I bring good news and bad. there is some yoghurt, but if you want to eat you're gonna have to shave it first. Er, theres also a sausage, but it appears to have already been digested...twice. and theres also a rather unpleasant and completely useless piece of human excrement in there, but i think it might just be Graham Taylor.

[Audience laughs and applauses]

Richie:
So, what's it to be for breakfast this morning, me old buster?

Eddie(from toilet):
I'll have a curry.

Richie:
No, you bloody well won't! The last one you had has a half-life of five hundred years! We should have your rectum sealed in concrete and dumped in the north sea. now hurry up and eat your breakfast before Saddam Hussein gets a whiff of your bot and tries to dump you on the Kurds!

Eddie:
Righto!