Bottom, Series 3

Richie:
Well, then, I think it's our duty Eddie, as citizens of the world, yes, but above all as Englishmen, with a song in our hearts and a twinkle in our eye and major league tackle in our M & S Y's, to defuse this bomb.

Eddie:
Don't you mean it's our duty as lily-livered yellow-trousered shit-your-pants scared-o girlies, who've just discovered they're sharing a very tiny island with a 15-megaton nuclear device, to defuse this bomb?

Richie:
There is that.

Eddie:
I see your point.

Richie:
Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up. I can see they're up. Oh, I see your point!

Eddie:
Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up. I can see they're up. Oh, I see your point!

Richie:
Why? Have my trousers fallen down? No, they're up. I can see they're up. Oh, I see your point!

Eddie:
Why? Have my trousers fallen down?... Help! Help! Rich! We're stuck in a sort of knob gag Bermuda Triangle!

Richie:
Quickly! Change routine! Change routine!