Bottom, Series 3

Eddie:
And... weight.

Richie (sighs):
Put 'trim, alluring, snake-hipped...' Just describe me as you see me!

Eddie:
Alright, 'fat'.

Richie:
You can't put that!

Eddie:
You're right. 'Very fat'.

Richie (trying to sway Eddie):
Come on, Eddie... we've known each other for years!

Eddie:
Ohhhhhhhh, allllllllllllright. 'Very fat twat'.

Richie (annoyed):
Let's just move on, shall we?

Eddie:
Alright, question 2: why won't you tell me how fat you are?

Richie:
It doesn't say that!

Eddie (shows him the questionnaire):
It does actually, look.

Richie:
Oh, so it does. Ok, next question!

Eddie:
Why does everyone think you're a cunt?

(Richie buries his face in his hands)

Richie:
They have... really hammered the nail on the head there! Why does everybody think I'm a cunt? It's a question that's always intrigued me! I'll have to speak to my people and get back to you on that! Ahem! (Realises) Eddie, why do you think I'm a cunt?