Boy Meets World, Season 2

Frankie:
OK, everybody out in the hall. Let's go. Move it along. No talking. Single file.

Harley:
Everybody but you, baboon. Frankie, you and Joey watch the door.

Cory:
What's going on?

Harley:
I am extremely distraught.

Cory:
Do you happen to know why?

Harley:
Yes. Someone has stolen the sweet, angelic smile from the face of my sister Theresa.

Cory:
Your sister? You mean, T.K. is

Harley:
Theresa Keiner. And nobody breaks the heart of Harley Keiner's sweet baby sister.

Cory:
Look, Harley, I swear, I had no idea she was your sister.

Harley:
You do realize you'd be dead already, except that Theresa says you're a gentleman. Lucky for you and your kneecaps, I deem this a very rare and desirable quality. Therefore, I am willing to let you take Theresa to the movies tonight as planned.

Cory:
You know, we really don't have to go out.

Harley:
No, you really do.

Cory:
Ok

Harley:
This will be a nice date, a polite date. You will be a perfect gentleman, 'cause otherwise, baboon, your next and final date is with Frankie.

Frankie:
And don't expect flowers.