Boy Meets World, Season 2

Cory:
Eric I don't want to hurt Ingrid she a nice girl But enough about her, get me out of this date.

Eric:
Look, you heard what Dad said.

Cory:
Oh, please, he's old. He's out of touch. I mean, the last girl he dated was Mom.

Eric:
No, no, no, no Cor, Cor, Cor You have to go with Ingrid. You bail on this girl, it's all over for you.

Cory:
Why? It's one girl, one date.

Eric:
No, no, no You dump one girl, they're all gonna know and they're all gonna hate you. Remember, women are in constant communication with each other.

Cory:
What are you talking about?

Eric:
(Morgan walks in) Say Cor, did you enjoy the vegetarian chili mom made last night as much as I did? You know, sometimes I think we take our great mom for granted.

Cory:
Eric, could we please stick to my problem for a second here?

Eric:
Yes, your problem. Your problem is the international women's network. Look, you blow off this girl, everybody online's gonna know about it in the morning.

Cory:
Oh, I don't believe that.

Eric:
Well, you could be right, then again

Amy:
[walks in] I didn't know you liked my chili. What can I get my wonderful boys for dinner tomorrow night?

Eric:
And bad news, it travels even faster.