Brickleberry, Season 1 (2012)

Woody:
Malloy, you should be out there greeting all those tourists, because you're the cutest thing on the planet.

Steve:
Malloy. We don't want him talking to anyone. He's a dick.

Malloy:
Even your whispers sound fat.

Woody:
How could you say that?! Malloy does so many thoughtful things for us.

Steve:
Yeah, like what?

Woody:
Like for starters he made that delicious breakfast you enjoyed this morning.

[Cutaway gag to Malloy shaking a salt shaker full of AIDs into a pot]

Woody:
And don't forget, he planned that surprise party for Denzel.

[Cutaway gag to Denzel walking into a room with the KKK in it]

KKK:
Surprise!

[Back to scene]

Woody:
Bottom line, if we don't get this park in shape they're gonna shut down Brickleberry. So, I've decided to hire someone to help get this park on a track.

Connie:
A new Ranger?

Denzel:
Old lady, old lady, old lady.

Woody:
Yes, a new ranger she was ranger of the month at Yellowstone.

Steve:
Ranger of the Month?

[Ethel appears, Connie's vagina growling]

Connie:
Sorry, that's my vagina growling.

Ethel:
... Well, uh, okay. Uh, I-I'm really excited to...

[Connie's vagina growls]

Ethel:
I'm really...

[Connie's vagina growls]

Ethel:
...excited...

[Connie's vagina growls]

Ethel:
Excited to work...

Steve:
You! You're no den mother. You were here to take my ranger of the month title all along!