Brickleberry, Season 2 (2013)

Steve:
All I've ever done is love you and you're nothing but a washed up, drunken, asshole! You don't deserve to wear this suit! I hate you!

Flamey:
I think I may be feeling regret for the first time in my life. Does regret feel like numbness in your left arm and then a crushing chest pain?

Steve:
No, I think that's a heart attack.

[Has a heart attack and collapses]

Flamey:
[breathing heavily] Steven, I'm dying ... Again ... Take off my bear head ... so that I may look on you ... with my own eyes.

[Steve takes off his mask and reveals a pale bald guy's face]

Flamey:
I actually do remember meeting you at the Winn-Dixie. You were a stocky lad with a mispelled Flamey shirt.

Steve:
Yeah. That was me.

Flamey:
I remember, Steve, because...come closer.

Steve:
Yes? Tell me.

Flamey:
I remember because I banged your mother in the back of your station wagon. Her face was jammed into your boosted seat. When she climaxed, she inhaled three goldfish crackers. [dies]

[Steve gets mad and then drives off; He drives back and runs over Flamey multiple times]