Brickleberry, Season 2 (2013)

Connie:
This is my beautiful baby. His name is Donnie.

Steve:
Aww!

Ethel:
What a pretty name!

Connie:
Thanks. I got it out of a book. I didn't have time to go through the other book.

Malloy:
"Bacardi", "Listerine", "Arugula".

Woody:
Oh, there's my shopping list. [laughs] Now, Connie. I'm sorry about this, but federal guidelines dictate that I don't have to let you breastfeed at work unless you got a real sweet set of milkies.

Connie:
What's wrong with my boobs?

Malloy:
Besides the fact, that you also have a back set.

Denzel:
[screams in horrified] Antichrist! Antichrist!

Ethel:
This is going too far, Denzel!

Denzel:
That baby's evil! I'll prove it!

Ethel:
How?

Denzel:
Through science. [cocks gun] If I shoot it in the face and it lives, It's the devil.

Steve:
Okay, okay, shoot it if it will shut you up.

Connie:
NO! [to Denzel] I thought you were my friend, Denzel! How could you say those horrible things about my baby!? [screaming as she running]

Woody:
It's just a baby, Denzel.

Ethel:
This is got to stop! you really upset Connie.

Malloy:
Next time, don't hesitate. Aim for the fontanelle.

Denzel:
All right! Enough with the black baby names. I guess I should apologize to Connie and Donnie.

Ethel:
Leave the gun.

Denzel:
Fine.