Brickleberry, Season 2 (2013)

Donnie:
[snarls] This is it? You four think you can stop me?

Steve:
Don't listen to him! He'll use his lies to try to make us turn on each other.

Donnie:
The preacher said you're a pussy.

Steve:
What? [he punches Vernon]

Vernon:
What's wrong with you?

Steve:
Like that. That's a good example of what we shouldn't let him to.

[Donnie laughs evilly]

Denzel:
Oh, laugh now, antichrist. Because surprise! We've assembled an Exorcism dream team! Father Quinn!

Father Quinn:
I'm going to need to be alone with the child. You don't have to nanny cam, right?

Denzel:
Rabbi Maltzman!

Rabbi Maltzman:
No, no, you stay in there, demon. As long as you're comfortable. I schlepped all the way here from Brooklyn. Eh, but don't worry about me.

Denzel:
And Witch Doctor Kuzniak!

Dr. Kuzniak:
Lucky for us, I went to medical school in Haiti.

Denzel:
And Jorge! Who's seen the Exorcist seven 1/2 times and let us use his car.

Jorge:
I'm not with them! I'm on your side!

Steve:
Jorge, shut up.

Jorge:
Come on, let me sell you my soul. I'll sign whatever contract Ben Affleck a signed. WHATEVER!

Donnie:
I was up for a challenge. This is going to be far too easy.

Father Quinn:
The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!

Donnie:
Shut up!

[Father Quinn dies in explosion caused Donnie's satanic powers]

Donnie:
So, who wants to choose how I will kill the rest of you?

Jorge:
Blowjobbed to death?

Donnie:
You got it. By rabid hell hounds. And here we...[wailing]

Connie:
I'm going to write Kate Upton a not-so-nice Yelp review. Ethel? What the hell's going on here?

Denzel:
We're doing an exorcism on your crazy-ass devil baby!

Jorge:
And we almost got blowjobs, until you showed up!

Vernon:
Connie, we've got to trust the Lord. Just like it say in the Bible. If the exorcism don't go so bueno, throw that goddamn baby in a volcano. Ha!

Connie:
What? NO!

Ethel:
Sorry, Connie, but it's the only way to stop the apocalypse.

Denzel:
You lucky we got a volcano right here. Most people with devil babies gotta pay for a plane ticket to Hawaii.

Connie:
[to everybody] Screw you guys! Come on, Donnie. I'll protect you. I promise! [she runs off]

Jorge:
Get her! That baby owes us blowjobs! [he runs off]