Brickleberry, Season 3 (2014-2015)

[Late at night, Woody gets violently pinned against the wall of a dark alley by a brutal ruffian known as Manslaughter McGill]

Manslaughter:
I GOT YOU NOW, JOHNSON!

Woody:
God dammit! I thought the one place I'd be safe is a dark dead-end, alley!

Manslaughter:
SHUT THE HELL UP! Now, give me the 20 grand you owe me!

Woody:
I have got to stop betting on Quidditch! I thought Hufflepuff was due!

Manslaughter:
You'd better pay up now or I'm gunna take a glass rod, HEAT UP UP WITH A BLOW TORCH, AND STICK IT UP YOUR-

[Manslaughter gets a phone call from his wife]

Manslaughter:
Uh, heh heh. Just a second.

[Manslaughter answers it]

Manslaughter:
[nice and happy] Hello, deary! How's my lovely wife doing today? Oh, you need me to do the laundry? Oh, certainly, my love. I'll be right there in two shakes of a lamby's tail! Well, ta-ta for now! Hugs and kisses, sweety pie! Okay, bye-bye.

[Manslaughter hangs up and goes back to attacking Woody]

Woody:
Heh, heh. Your wife makes you do the laundry?

[Manslaughter slams Woody against the wall]

Manslaughter:
SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU PATHETIC BITCH! Now listen. You'd better cough up the $20,000 you owe me OR I'M TAKING A LONG THICK GLASS ROD, TWICE YOUR SIZE, HEATING IT UP TO 20,000 DEGREES, ONE FOR EVERY BUCK YOU OWE ME, AND I AM SHOVING IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR...

[Manslaughter gets another phone call]

Manslaughter:
[nice and sweet] Hi, baby! Oh, Scooters went pee-pee on the rug? Well, I'll come home and clean it up, straight away! I love you more than rainbows! Bye bye.

[Manslaughter hangs up and goes back to attacking Woody]

Manslaughter:
SO ANYWAY, GLASS ROD, BLOW TORCH, AND IT'S GOING STRAIGHT UP YOUR-

[Manslaughter gets another phone call and while he answers, he strangles Woody in a choke hold]

Manslaughter:
[nice and cheery] Hi, bubblegum fairy! Ooh, you want me to pick up Hazelnut truffles from The Cheesecake Factory? Well, sure thing fluffy kitten. [meows]

[Manslaughter hangs up once again and goes back to attacking Woody]

Manslaughter:
NOW, WHERE WAS I!?

Woody:
[choking] Glass rod? 20,000 Degrees?

Manslaughter:
Right. Thank you. ALRIGHT! I'M JUST GONNA CUT TO THE CHASE! GLASS ROD! 20,000 DEGREES! I'M GUNNA CRAM IT UP UP YOUR-

Woody:
[choking] Wait! Hold on! Give me another chance! A bet! Double or nothing!

Manslaughter:
On what!?

Woody:
[choking] Uh, hold on. Let me think.

[Woody thinks about Ethel's quote from earlier]

Ethel:
I'm winning the Miss National Park beauty pageant. It's the surest bet ever.

Woody:
[choking] On Ethel Anderson winning the Miss National Park beauty pageant!

[Manslaughter lets Woody go]

Manslaughter:
Okay, you're on. [pins him to the wall once more] AND WHEN YOU LOSE, I'M GONNA TAKE THAT AFOREMENTIONED MOLTEN HOT GLASS ROD AND THRUST IT 500 MILES UP YOUR-

[Manslaughter gets another phone call and answers it]

Manslaughter:
[nice and lovely] Hi, little lamb. Eh-Leave Woody Johnson alone? Why?

[The camera shows that Woody is actually calling him on his phone]

Woody:
[in a girly voice] Because he's a nice man.

[Manslaughter sees that it's him]

Woody:
Well, what'd she say?