Brickleberry, Season 3 (2014-2015)

Secretary:
Let's talk about something important. Put that coffee down! Do you really think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. You call yourself a ranger you son of a bitch?

Connie:
I peed.

Secretary:
You are the sorriest excuse the rangers I've ever seen, and I've been in this business for 15 years.

Steve:
What's your name?

Secretary:
Fuck you. That's my name.

Steve:
Is that Korean?

Secretary:
Brickleberry is the worst park in the country. Fucking-auschwitz would get a better yelp review. I'm here to turn this dump around, and I'm not leaving until I do. there are going to be changes. Number 1: Drug tests.

Denzel:
It's been a pleasure working here. I'm gonna miss all of you. Bye-bye [he leaves]

Secretary:
That bring us to Woody Johnson. You couldn't manage a blow job in a dick factory.

Woody:
Dick Factory? Is that where they make dicks, or is it a factory made out of dicks?

Secretary:
Shut up, you idiot! I should fire your fat ass.

Woody:
No! Please give me another chance I know this park sucks, But I'll have a plan to fix everything first thing in the morning.

Secretary:
All right, Johnson, but it better be good or there'll be hell to pay. [she leaves, door open]

Steve:
Bye, Fuck you.

[door close]