Brickleberry, Season 3 (2014-2015)

Connie:
♪ Happy Dappy Bird, I love Dappy Bird, I have no life, and I'm dead on the inside, Happy Dappy Bird! ♪ Hey! Why'd you throw away my phone?

Ethel:
Because it's up to us to counterbalance the damage that Woody is doing to this planet. We've got to go green and cut our carbon footprints to zero.

Connie:
Can I at least keep my vibrator? It's green.

Ethel:
I'm pretty sure it was white when you bought it. I feel like we've made some good progress here. I can feel Mother Earth healing.

[engine revving; parade music]

Woody:
Hey, Ethel, how do you like my "Global Warming's Bullshit" parade?

Connie:
Yay! A parade!

Ethel:
Shut up, Connie. This whole thing is a "fuck you" to me.

Connie:
What makes you feel that way?

Ethel:
That sign does.

Woody:
[laughing] Every float expands my carbon footprint, including the Woody Johnson musical farting cows.

[Cows farting in "1812 Overture"]

Denzel:
[laughing] Now, how can that not put a smile on your face?

Malloy:
I hate cows!

Denzel:
What? How could you hate cows?

Malloy:
There's something off about them. They're always watching us with those dead eyes. It's like they're planning something.

Denzel:
You scared of cows!

Malloy:
I'm not scared of cows.

Denzel:
Well, let's go say hello.

Malloy:
No, no, no!

Denzel:
[laughs] Hey, everybody, Malloy's scared of cows!

Malloy:
Okay, maybe a little. But it's because of my animal instinct. I have heightened senses. Trust me, I don't want this gift. [sniffs] Connie, it's going to be a heavy flow day.

Connie:
Thanks, Malloy.

Denzel:
Well, I think cows are cool, especially ones that can fart Mozart.

[Cows farting in "Symphony Number 40 in G Minor"]

Woody:
[laughing] Oh, Ethel, you should see the look on your stupid fa..[a cow accidentally farts, poops on his head] Ahh!