Brickleberry, Season 3 (2014-2015)

Ethel:
This was the worst day of my life!

Connie:
This was the best day of my life! How was your day, sister Ethel?

Ethel:
Greatest day ever.

Connie:
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! I think we should live here forever. I really feel at home among the "Aim-ish".

Ethel:
First of all, it's "Amish"! Second, your face looks like a fat turd rolled in orangutan hair!

Connie:
But at prayer service, you said I looked like Abe Lincoln raped carrot top.

Ethel:
I need some alone time! [sighs] I guess I'll go read the bible by candlelight.

Connie:
Aw, Ethel, I'm sorry mispronounced "Am-osh". I, uh...Hey!

Ethel:
Connie!

Connie:
Is that Happy Dappy Bird?! How could you do this after you made me throw away all my stuff?

Ethel:
Living like this was just too hard.

Connie:
You're a hypocrite, and you broke the rules of our "Aa-mish" people.

Ethel:
I'm sorry, Connie.

Connie:
Sorry?! Do you know how much it sucks using a hand-cranked vibrator?! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to go pick the splinters out of my cooch! I've been pissing toothpicks since Tuesday! [she walks, she close the door]