Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2

Jake:
Oh, hey there, Captain! Do you happen to know what day today is?

Holt:
Well, based on the fact that yesterday was the birthday of legendary Dutch flautist Frans Brüggen, and a week ago was October 24th, I'd say today is-

Jake:
It's Halloween. Just say it's Halloween.

Holt:
It's Halloween.

Jake:
All right, and what happened last Halloween?

Holt:
Oh, I listened to the CD I bought the night before the Frans Brüggen birthday concert.

Jake:
Please stop saying Brüggen.

Holt:
Last year, you bet me you could steal my Medal of Valor. And you did. Consequently, I was forced to do your paperwork for a week, and to say words I thought I'd never have to say.

[In a flashback]

Holt:
Jake Peralta is an amazing detective/genius.

[Back in the present]

Jake:
But now it's time for round two of our Halloween bet. This year I believe I'll make things more difficult for myself. Let's say, what, I'll steal the watch right off your wrist.

Holt:
Or, we could just not do it at all this year.

Jake:
Sir, with all due respect: C'mon, homie!

Holt:
It's not worth all the trouble. Just so you might call me an amazing captain/genius, and give me one week of overtime for free.

Jake:
All right, fine. I'll double the overtime. I'll triple it! I'll quadruple it! I will five-druple it! I'll five-druple the overtime! Got his attention. He's coming back to me.

Holt:
Just to clarify: if you steal my watch by midnight, I will do your paperwork for a week, but if you fail, you will give me five weeks of overtime for free.

Jake:
Correct.

Holt:
I'm doing a cost-benefit analysis in my head. The benefits outweigh the costs- we have reached an accord.

Jake:
Accords!