Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021) is an American comedy series, airing on FOX and NBC set in the fictional 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department. It follows the precinct's team of detectives and their newly-appointed captain. more »

Jake:
Wait for it...wait for it...9:01. Amy Santiago is officially late for the first time ever. Alright, let's do this. Who's got theories?

Terry:
Uh...alarm didn't go off.

Jake:
All three alarms? All with battery backup? Come on, who wants to take this seriously?

Boyle:
Ooh! She was taken in her sleep.

Jake:
That's what I'm talking about! Super dark, Boyle, but way more plausible than the Sarge's idiotic alarm clock theory.

Diaz:
I bet she tucked herself into bed too tight and got stuck.

Gina:
Maybe she fell into another dimension where she's interesting.

Holt:
It's 9 a.m. Why is no one working?

Jake:
Amy Santiago is a few minutes late, and we're all trying to guess why.

Holt:
I like to play. I'd say she's in line at the bank. This is fun.

Jake:
It is fun, but you're all wrong. She clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole man.

[Amy enters]

Jake:
There she is. Amy! Where have you been? We've been worried sick! Do you care to explain yourself?!

Amy:
I'm just seventy seconds late! It's not a big deal. Don't worry about it.

Holt:
Santiago, you will tell us, and you will tell us now.

Amy:
...There was a problem at the bank.

Holt:
[claps] HOT DAMN!

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