Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2

Amy:
Captain Holt's uncle passed away. They weren't close, but I wanted to do something.

Jake:
Flowers are an interesting choice, Santiago. But I can still beat you.

Amy:
Beat me at expressing condolences?

Jake:
Yup- it's on! Flowers are a gift, and Captain Holt hates gifts. I think a thoughtful email is the way to go here. [Gets out his cell phone] "Dear Captain, we were all so sorry for your loss." Group sentiment, very meaningful. "Please let us know if there's anything we can do." Selfless act.

Boyle:
Very respectful.

Jake:
Correct. I am the king of respectfulness, bitches!

Amy:
Hey, did you send that from your personal or work account?

Jake:
Personal. It's a personal matter, involving a personal friend and his personal uncle.

Amy:
So you remembered to turn off your signature, right?

Jake:
Oh, no.

[Jake gets up and hurries to Holt's office.]

Jake:
Hey, Captain, I just sent you an email, uh...

Holt:
"Dear Captain, we were all so sorry for your loss. Please let us know if there's anything we can do." Sent from, "My Stinky Butt."

Jake:
I was hacked?

Holt:
Thank you for the email. It means a lot to me.

Jake:
You're very welcome.

Holt:
I was addressing your stinky butt.