Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2

Diaz:
Deputy Chief Wuntch is here to see you.

Holt:
Oh, please stay, Diaz. I need a witness in case her head starts spinning around or she turns into a she-wolf.

Wuntch:
Hello, Raymond.

Holt:
No flaccid rejoinder? Hm. What's going on?

Wuntch:
I'm here on important business. I'm a front-runner for a job in the Boston P.D.

Holt:
Boston? But it's so close to Salem. You do know what they do to witches up there, don't you?

Diaz:
This is amazing.

Wuntch:
The job is Chief of Police.

Holt:
I see. So you've come to brag.

Wuntch:
No. The only blemish on my record is our long history of interpersonal turbulence. The Boston Commissioner would like to speak to you about it. I've... come to ask for your help. The Commissioner will be calling y-

Holt:
Wait- shhhhhhhhhh..... Oh, moment savored. So, where were we? Ah, yes- you were talking about how I hold your fate in the palm of my hand.