Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2

Terry:
Okay. Personal photos are down, kitchen is spotless and I got the silver-painted breakdancer outside to move his very loud boombox elsewhere.

[A cutaway shows Terry breakdancing in front of a crowd with the silver breakdancer]

Diaz:
You beat him in a dance-off?

Terry:
No. I destroyed him. There's absolutely nothing here that will set off Holt.

[Scully suddenly backs away from his desk while Hitchcock holds a lit road flare over a burning bowl]

Scully:
Oh! Oh! I was trying to cook my oatmeal with a road flare but it caught on fire!

Terry:
Why are you using a road flare?!

Hitchcock:
You said the kitchen was off-limits!

Scully:
Yeah, this is your fault, Sarge.

Terry:
Give me that. [takes the road flare]

[Terry knocks the bowl onto the floor and stomps it out. Holt enters and stops in front of him.]

Terry:
[still stomping out the oatmeal] I'm just... holding a road flare... stepping on some oatmeal... Just doing me.

Holt:
I can't believe that you, of all people, are my biggest problem today, Jeffords. [leaves]