Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2

Boyle:
Come on, guys. I grew a goatee and it looks amazing and I know you can see it.

Diaz:
Of course we can see it, Charles. It's horrible.

Gina:
It looks like you unclogged a shower drain with your mouth.

Jake:
Yeah, you look exactly like the guy in the "Don't talk to strangers" poster.

Boyle:
No, I don't.

Holt:
Are you talking about your new goatee? I think it's a good choice for your face. Come over here so I can take a better look.

Boyle:
[walking over to Holt] Thank you, captain. I knew you'd appreciate Bianca. [to the bullpen] That's right, I call her Bianca because she's dark and thick like my first cousin Bianca.

Holt:
[puts on glasses, examines Boyle's goatee] Jeffords, Peralta. Now.

[Terry restrains Boyle]

Jake:
Say goodbye to Bianca, Boyle. [reveals an electric razor and turns it on]

Boyle:
Bianca! NOOOOO!