Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 2

Wuntch:
I've thought it over, and perhaps you should go ahead and show the letter to the Commissioner.

Holt:
And let him fire you?

Wuntch:
I'll deny I wrote it. It will take months to authenticate, which will give me plenty of time to make some personnel changes around here. There's an opening for a detective down in Brighton Beach; I think I'll transfer Diaz there. Detective Boyle, I'll send to Long Island City. Santiago will be a great fit for Pelham Bay. And Peralta? Your little pet project? I'm gonna ship him off to Staten Island. Hope he likes breaking up tanning salon fistfights. Looks like you've got a decision to make, Raymond. What're you gonna do?

[Cut to Holt exiting his office.]

Holt:
Squad, if I could have your attention, please? I'm being transferred to the Public Relations office; I'm leaving the 9-9 effective immediately.

Amy:
What the hell?

Jake:
I don't understand.

Amy:
What the hell?!

Boyle:
Why are you doing this?

Amy:
What the hell?!

Holt:
I want to say it has been a pleasure to have worked alongside all of you for the past 21-and-a-half months. I'm sorry for getting so emotional.

Jake:
Pretty consistent tone, actually.

Holt:
[Visibly emotional] These have been the... These have been the best years of my career.

Jake:
Oh, no. This is new.

Holt:
And I know that... every one of you... gave me everything you had. And I will never forget it.

Jake:
Go back to being robot, Captain!

Holt:
Meep-morp. Zeep! [Clears throat] Dismissed.

Gina:
Captain! I'm coming with you.

Holt:
Thank you, Gina.

Scully:
I'm also coming!

Holt:
Not necessary.