Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 4

Holt:
I don't need Monty Hall ruining my place at work when Monty Hall has already ruined my home life.

Diaz:
Come on, sir. The math thing isn't the problem. The night shift is keeping you and Kevin apart. You two just need to bone.

Amy:
[Mortified squeak]

Holt:
What did you say?

Amy:
[whispers] Don't say it again.

Diaz:
I said you two need to bone.

[Amy closes her eyes.]

Holt:
How DARE YOU, DETECTIVE DIAZ. I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!

[5 minutes later, Amy is shuddering in her seat, Diaz is apathetic, and Holt is at his doorframe.]

Holt:
BONE!!!!

[10 minutes later]

Holt:
What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your business.

[21 minutes later, Amy is still shuddering in her seat, Diaz is still apathetic, and Holt is bouncing at his doorframe.]

Holt:
BONE??!!

[40 minutes later]

Holt:
Don't ever speak to me like that again.

[Holt leaves, Amy lifts her head to Diaz.]

Amy:
Why did you do that?

Diaz:
Dude was pent up. Now he knows. Problem solved.