Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 4

Deputy Commissioner Ultrecht:
Hello. We're here to honor Captain Jason Stentley, who single-handedly brought down a major drug ring. So it is my pleasure to bestow upon him the Medal of Honor. Captain Stentley.

Stentley:
Bestow me, baby! Oh, wow. That's a lotta people. Uh... Baba-booie! Cornholio! That's it for my prepared remarks. Any questions?

Reporter 1:
Will taking down one drug dealer make a big difference in the overall level of drugs moving into the city?

Stentley:
No idea. Next!

Reporter 2:
What's your philosophy for dealing with international narcotics supply chains?

Stentley:
Didn't understand the question. Next!

Reporter 1:
Why was Flaco targeted for this operation?

Stentley:
Okay, there's a question I can answer. Uh, uh- well, it all started because I lost a huge bag of cocaine, so I totally biffed it. Uh-

[Deputy Commissioner Ultrecht commandeers the podium.]

Ultrecht:
Thank you, Captain. That is- that's plenty.

Jake:
That was a train wreck.

Holt:
Yes, he never should've been put in that position. Whoever recommended him for the medal and called all those reporters really messed up. [Smiles]

Jake:
Wait, what are you saying?

Holt:
Oh, nothing. It just seems as if CJ has been... overmined.

Jake:
And you used my made-up word!

Holt:
I did. I hated it, "overmined!" [Sighs] What have I become? Was this whole thing even worth it?

Jake:
It was no snacksident.