Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 4

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013–2021) is an American comedy series, airing on FOX and NBC set in the fictional 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department. It follows the precinct's team of detectives and their newly-appointed captain. more »

[Doug Judy, the Pontiac Bandit, and his foster brother George have Jake and Holt at gunpoint.]

Jake:
What the hell, Judy? I thought we were friends!

Doug Judy:
I don't know why you thought that.

Jake:
Because you kept saying we were! We had hard plans to go to Niagara Falls!

George Judy:
So bro, you friends with this cop?

Doug Judy:
No. This thirsty-ass bitch just desperate for attention.

Jake:
"Thirsty-ass bitch"? Okay, Captain, now I know you're gonna step in to defend me.

Holt:
Well, you were begging me to compliment you earlier.

Jake:
Oh, my God, this is the worst day of my life! Where's Charles?

George Judy:
So if you're not friends, you won't mind if I waste 'im, right?

Jake:
Of course he minds! I mean, sure, we're enemies, but in a playful way. Like Tom and Jerry. Oh, my God, was Tom trying to eat Jerry? My whole life is a lie!

Doug Judy:
Shoot 'im.

Jake:
No, no, no! Those can't be my last words! Uh, ¡ay, caramba!

[George Judy pulls the trigger, but his pistol dry-fires.]

George Judy:
The hell?

[Doug Judy slams his pistol into his foster brother's head, knocking him out.]

Doug Judy:
Whoops. Looks like someone forgot to put bullets in his brother's gun.

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