Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 4

Holt:
Diaz, I've been calling you. Why won't you answer your phone?

Diaz:
Don't have it. Charged it and stuck it on a truck headed west.

Holt:
What's with the suitcase?

Diaz:
Going to Malaysia.

Holt:
You're going to Malaysia?

Diaz:
No, the suitcase is going to Malaysia. I'm getting on a bus to Florida.

Holt:
What's in Florida?

Diaz:
Airport. I'm flying to Argentina.

Holt:
This is very complicated.

Diaz:
Thank you. Adrian has a ranch in the Andes where he goes when he's on the run. He's already there, getting rid of the scorpions. Or... adding more scorpions. I don't know, the reception was real bad.

Holt:
Diaz, I know you're scared. But things are starting to turn around. We're on the money trail, and we just found a new lead.

Diaz:
With all due respect, sir, we both know that none of that is gonna pan out. And you said yourself that I should take action. So I am. In Argentina, surrounded by scorpions. Or not surrounded by scorpions. I'll find out when I get there.

Holt:
Look, I know you're innocent, but fleeing the country is a crime. I could arrest you right here!

Diaz:
Do it, then. [Holt stares at her but does nothing] I didn't think so. [Tosses Holt an apartment key] The mortgage is paid off. You can give the place to whoever you want. I don't care. Actually, I do care. Don't give it to Hitchcock.