Call Me Kat, Season 1

Sheila:
Well, the governor thinks I have irritable bowel syndrome. No disrespect to real IBS sufferers.

Randi:
Uh, why does the governor think that?

Sheila:
Well, my boyfriend, Preston, and I were having dinner with him and his wife, but I kept leaving the dinner table to go to the bathroom to check my phone. Apparently, my daughter doesn't know the most important rule of traveling.

Phil:
Keep your passport in your underwear?

Randi:
How many things do you keep in there, Phil?

Sheila:
The rule is, call your mother when you land. I mean, she should have gotten to Puerto Rico 3 hours ago. Have either of you heard from her?

Randi:
We have not. But then again, we've been trying to avoid her.

Sheila:
Well, I left Preston at the governor's mansion, so I don't know. I'm just going to sit here and stare at my phone. Oh, may I have a sweet tea, please?

Phil:
Sure. And just to let you know, it's pay what you can night.

Sheila:
Oh, that's fun.