Call Me Kat, Season 1

[first lines]

Kat:
Alexa, remind me to call my mother every day at 6:00 PM.

Alexa:
Okay. I'll remind you every day at 6:00 PM.

Sheila:
Isn't that wonderful? Now you won't have to worry about forgetting.

Kat:
My mother decided to give me my birthday present 3 months early. I suspect so she could feel appreciated longer.

Sheila:
She can help you keep your calendar, make your grocery list.

Kat:
Alexa, make a fart sound.

Alexa:
Okay. Here's the big fart.

[A big fart sound effect is heard.]

Sheila:
Oh, Katherine. Really?!

Kat:
Hey, you don't get to control my relationship with Alexa just because you introduced us. We like to have fun. Okay? We're silly.

Sheila:
You're also almost 40 years old. Oh. That reminds me. The cemetery called.

Kat:
Oh, my gosh, they come calling now. How long did they give you?

Sheila:
They called to say that the burial plot next to me and daddy just became available.

Kat:
Wait, how does a burial plot just become available?

Sheila:
Well, they said the police wouldn't let them comment on ongoing investigations, but they assured me he's not going back in. And since you don't have a husband to be buried next to, you should scoop this one up.